The "jump the five" cypher

Question Q4.3.5

In the television series The Wire, drug dealers encrypt telephone numbers with a simple substitution cypher based on the standard layout of the phone keypad. Each digit of the number, with the exception of 5 and 0, is replaced with the corresponding digit on the other side of the 5 key ("jump the five''); 5 and 0 are exchanged. Thus, 555-867-5309 becomes 000-243-0751. Devise a one-line statement to encrypt and decrypt numbers encoded in this way.

Solution Q4.3.5